If your horse had opposable thumbs instead of hooves, owned a mobile phone and could text you, your Christmas conversations might go a little something like this...
1. Explaining the spirit of Christmas

2. Victim status

3. Christmas hacking

4. Identity theft

5. Fashion advice

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