Hovis
The Destroyer
Hovis has been sharing his weekly diary each Friday on the Horse & Hound website since 2008. Initally located on the popular H&H forum, he moved to the main website in February 2013. He has published a number of books, each to raise funds for his local equine welfare charity Bransby Horses. You can read his latest diary entries below...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m not angry, I’m just very disappointed’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Go forth and capture’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘This, my friends, is revenge time’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Braving the latest round of Mother Nature’s tizz-woz’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have more emotional baggage than Heathrow’s left luggage office’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘To come between a woman and food is like sticking your tongue into an electric socket’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am much maligned’
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Horse & Hound; 11 January 2024
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘genuinely, what the flip is wrong with her?’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The water table is higher than mother’s debt’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Decorate trees, not horses’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We are now freezing our nickynackynooes off’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Her name’s Lemon and I hope she’s a bit of a tart…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘People to see, handbags to raid, snogs to be had – welcome to my life’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘One of the greatest equine talents on the planet’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m pretty sure I’m wearing my bum hairs as a moustache’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Shetlands can be deployed as stepping stones’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have a major problem’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Expressing myself through the medium of modern dance’