Hovis
The Destroyer
Hovis has been sharing his weekly diary each Friday on the Horse & Hound website since 2008. Initally located on the popular H&H forum, he moved to the main website in February 2013. He has published a number of books, each to raise funds for his local equine welfare charity Bransby Horses. You can read his latest diary entries below...
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Hovis’ Paris diary: ‘Guys, this is not the time for ad-libbing or any artistic interpretation’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Suck your tums in, stick your airbags out – un, duex, trois, Go TEAM!’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘None of you saw that coming, did you?!’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Drum roll please – here’s my big, BIG news’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have news... awesomely exciting news’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am just too intimidating’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘She lets me down like a small prick in a balloon factory’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have given up trying to figure the illogical workings of the female brain’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Winter has stayed longer than an unwanted smell in a public toilet’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Is it too much to ask?’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: sun on my back, mud in my mane, filth in my feathers...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I can reverse with more skill than most politicians’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Unfairness levels? Off the chart…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I love my country, but I’m going to have to leave’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We need to buy even bigger balls’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Enough is enough’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Help! I’m on starvation rations and categorically NOT allowed to eat the small ginger one’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I could put you on the moon without the aid of a space craft’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘It’s day 237,549 of winter...’