Hovis
The Destroyer
Hovis has been sharing his weekly diary each Friday on the Horse & Hound website since 2008. Initally located on the popular H&H forum, he moved to the main website in February 2013. He has published a number of books, each to raise funds for his local equine welfare charity Bransby Horses. You can read his latest diary entries below...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I had to battle my urge to go absolutely full scale cowabunga...’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘This idea has more legs than a caterpillar convention’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘About as much use as boobies on a fish’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: Sir Hovis has such a nice ring, doesn’t it?
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Where does one start when Ros Canter has ridden moi in front of my adoring fans...?!’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Unlike mother’s knickers, my guts weren’t in a twist’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘It’s official – I have the nashers of a landshark in leg warmers’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am muchos de excited’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘He is small, ginger and Welsh…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Very rarely do I feel a fraud, but...’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘None of us want a repeat...’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I haz muchos de news to tell you all...’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘It’s the arrival of the spooktacular season – and I don’t mean Halloween’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Listen up guys – I haz bigger news than Oasis reuniting’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Life is completely unfair’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: Surely my talents will still be appreciated by someone?
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The world is my lobster’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The most amazing week of my entire life’
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Hovis’ Paris diary: ‘Guys, we need legs like riverdance and faster switchback turns than a politician on the radio’