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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Our level of sacrifices need to rise to prompt spring to do its thing’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We need to find spring’s equivalent of the little blue pills…’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We need to talk about consequences and the definition of them…’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘If 2025 sucked any harder, Dyson would be suing it for plagiarism’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Unlike Elsa, the cold does bother us…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘2024 is gone faster than a Polo mint near my left nostril’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I had to battle my urge to go absolutely full scale cowabunga…’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘This idea has more legs than a caterpillar convention’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘About as much use as boobies on a fish’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: Sir Hovis has such a nice ring, doesn’t it? -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Where does one start when Ros Canter has ridden moi in front of my adoring fans…?!’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Unlike mother’s knickers, my guts weren’t in a twist’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘It’s official – I have the nashers of a landshark in leg warmers’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am muchos de excited’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘He is small, ginger and Welsh…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Very rarely do I feel a fraud, but…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘None of us want a repeat…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I haz muchos de news to tell you all…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘It’s the arrival of the spooktacular season – and I don’t mean Halloween’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Listen up guys – I haz bigger news than Oasis reuniting’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Life is completely unfair’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: Surely my talents will still be appreciated by someone?
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The world is my lobster’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The most amazing week of my entire life’
